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Terrible Writing

Fri Oct 30, 2009, 7:20 PM
Hey guys. Finally updating my journal... With a rant I'm afraid. Recently I've been doing a lot of reading, hence why no story updates. I have another reason for this, which would be that I've really gotten involved at the creative writing club at Sixth Form. Being a Sixth Former who is quite honestly brilliant (modest I know) a lot of the lower school kids (Years 9-11) want me to read through their short pieces, poems etc.

Now, I know they're kids so a little cliche and the like are expected. However this may be my inner grammar and spelling nazi speaking but I cannot stand horrible spelling, grammar and punctuation. When reading something, I prefer not to have to decipher it like it was written by a coked up monkey in a room full of boggle cubes. I mean even simple words are misspelled. Even words that a 7 year old knows how to spell like 'shining'. I'm not mean to them about it though, I just point it out. Now another subject... Stories about vampires. For the love of Rassilon our culture is arse deep in vampires. 9/10 stories I read at that club involve vampires in some way. Granted, some of them (mainly boys) try to make it interesting, coming up with their own theories as to how vampires work. A couple of the girls however go straight for what I call 'romantic' vampires (Twilight, True Blood etc) and the story becomes little more than a very detailed description of muscles and eyes and other physical features. The english teacher that runs the club is quite cool in how she doesn't censor peoples work. If they're confident enough to present it, we can at least read it as she would say.

But these stories are little more than thinly veiled sexual fantasies with massive plot holes. Ala Twilight. It's just infuriating. I hope Stephanie Meyer is happy because she's ruined a generation of young writers. Call me a literary elitist if you will, but I'm just sick of vampires. My work is by no means original but I at least try to make things my own.

Rant over.

  • Mood: Not Impressed
  • Listening to: The Metal -Tenacious D
  • Reading: Love All The People by Bill Hicks
  • Watching: Bones
  • Playing: Borderlands
  • Eating: Oreos
  • Drinking: Milk

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  • Current Residence: Staffordshire, England
  • Interests: Video games, music and writing.
  • Favourite movie: The Dark Knight
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  • Favourite poet or writer: George R.R. Martin
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  • Tools of the Trade: A4 Writing Pad; Ballpoint pen; Microsoft Word; Fujitsu Siemens Amilo PI-2515 Laptop

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:iconinsaneotaku:
Thank you for the +fav

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:icongryphflame:
Haha, it has been awhile! I remember that RP, though!

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:icontooexphorbee:
We (R_R and Darth DLA) did a couple of sequel RPs to it. God that was a long time ago... I think I've still got that sketch of Raziel you did. I've even got a story for Raziel's background up on my gallery if you wanna take a look :)
:icongryphflame:
Heh, yeah, ages ago. Cool to remember it though, I haven't free RPed in ages.

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:icontytolis:
Thanks for the Fav ^^

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:icontooexphorbee:
No problem at all. Gotta love the Dervish ^_^
:icontytolis:
Damn right my Favorite Class ^_^

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:iconzuccarello:
Thanks for the comment and for the fave:thumbsup:
:icondarthdla:
Hey there! Remember me?

I took the time to read a few of your writings, and I think the're pretty good! I do a bit of writing myself, although I haven't uploaded any of it yet.

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